Torture Chamber

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You can’t have sex anymore.

You need clean armpits and bleached assholes otherwise no one will have sex with you.

First, they tell us you have to shave your legs, then we have to shave our armpits because hair on skin (not scalp) is an abomination. Then they create these torture chambers were we go willingly and pay to have our bikini lines, no worst Brazilian wax in order to get laid.

Now, there is another restriction if you don’t bleach your freaking shit hole and have fair armpits you get no man love.

It’s true:

The west tells us we have to bleach our assholes.

The south tells us we have to get a Brazilian wax or else we get no head.

Asia tells us if we have dirty armpits and skin not to the standards of Fair & Lovely we will end up in planet no love.

WTF. I’m staying home –ALONE as I am all kinds of wrong.

I’ll do it better anyways.

You can’t have sex anymore.

You need clean armpits and bleached assholes otherwise no one will have sex with you.

First, they tell us you have to shave your legs, then we have to shave our armpits because hair on skin (not scalp) is an abomination. Then they create these torture chambers were we go willingly and pay to have our bikini lines, no worst Brazilian wax in order to get laid.

Now, there is another restriction if you don’t bleach your freaking shit hole and have fair armpits you get no man love.

It’s true:

The west tells us we have to bleach our assholes.

The south tells us we have to get a Brazilian wax or else we get no head.

Asia tells us if we have dirty armpits and skin not to the standards of Fair & Lovely we will end ip in planet no love.

WTF. I’m staying home –ALONE as I am all kinds of wrong.

I’ll do it better anyways.

I swear Indian Propaganda is getting to me with its Dish TV and Movie Star channels with their be fair, entice men with your clear armpits.

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