Dicks Chasing Chicks

Dicks Chasing Chicks

I used to date this guy not long ago. I think I was one of the lucky ones, funny, intelligent, my age but of course married.

First time and last time. O.k. Second time, but last time.

Where I live, I am surrounded by contractors. They are mostly ex-military veterans with a collective disorder–old and ugly. Even if they are in my age category their faces don’t match my ass. Desperation and alcohol alone makes one see men differently, but I can still see clearly so don’t try to trap me.

Don’t get me wrong most of them are nice, just not fuckable.

Now that my former lover is gone his friends send me all sorts of invites. I just received a text from his former colleague requesting a  visit (yes) to my room to watch a movie. Why? So you can find an excuse to stay? Hell no!

5 days ago

I have some Hendricks in my room wanna share?

No I’m not attracted to you!

4 days ago

If you ever need anything, please do not hesitated call me Beige Burka. Yes, yes so I can go suck your dirty dick. I get it.

No I’m not attracted to you!

3 days ago

Why don’t you answer my text?

No I’m not attracted to you!

2 days ago

Why don’t you answer my phone calls?

”No I’m not attracted to you!”

1 day ago

Why?Why?Why? Let me buy you a drink.

No I’m not attracted to you!

If you think there are slim pickings in your neighborhood, think again as the armpit of the world attracts all sorts of low grade quality persistent men.

No means no and I’m not attracted to you. Not understanding what I mean the first time is just rude.

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