Fat Man you are a looser.
You made me disturb a Colonel just to prove a point.
You made me ask him to write an email just to get you off our backs.
Is this mission critical? Really.
Why don’t you go somewhere and make some money for the company? Oh, wait that is not your job. Our safety is. Why haven’t you called? Aren’t you worried?
I just wanna throw feces at you.
It’s not pleasant, isn’t it? I know.