Hero Call’s

The Year

I’ve been commissioned to find my ex-boss who is definately an alcoholic, but denies it with a butt load of excuses such as:

“I don’t need to drink I just like sitting at the bar.”

“It’s not an addiction I just like to have a few drinks after work, what’s wrong with socializing with a beer,” he said in a Norridge accent.

I should write his top ten denial comments because they are both funny and sad…

Well, since he resigned with the company after a brutish debacle with Daft For Sure Inc. on the need for a Station Manager in Kabul (slave owners who wanted to fire him but didn’t know if they should but told him anyways!!!), he spiraled even worst in the middle of their indecision.

No one has heard from him since August except me. I hope he is ok.